as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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