she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
tell me about the fingering
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