id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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