Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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