Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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