Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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