Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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