u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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