I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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