we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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