what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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