Me too!
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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