i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
false alarm. still invincible.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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