I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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