just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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