I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Randomize
