i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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