So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
