break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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