I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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