I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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