Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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