Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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