i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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