Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
kristin has been a bad kristin
Quick, to the slutcave!
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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