come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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