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I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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