just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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