this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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