HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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