Already got asked if we're dating
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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