Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Randomize
