my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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