garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
