He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I wear drunk well.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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