thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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