Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
farters have to be the big spoon...
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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