end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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