I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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