So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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