they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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