put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize
