Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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