I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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