they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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