She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i barfeds in our rink
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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