Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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