Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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