So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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