Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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