also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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