when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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