But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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