I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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