Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How naked do you want me to be?
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