I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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