if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Small penises have feelings too.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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