PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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