i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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